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Just The Three Of Us

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Release details Released June 2004 on Dippy Records (BJE205) worldwide. Rereleased by Dippy Value in 2005 remastered with bonus tracks. Producer The BJ Experience. Recorded @ the Ladder Shack & Dippy Studios, Miami Beach, FL, June 2004

Tracks
1. Sad Song (Girard-Hernandez-Houdaille) The BJ Experience - Got BJ? the Best of the BJ Experience - Sad Song
2. Beautiful (Perry)
3. White Boy In A Hip Hop Club (Bermudez-Girard-Perdomo)
4. Josh (Girard-Hernandez-Houdaille) The BJ Experience - Even More Best of - Josh
5. No One Calls Me On My Cell Phone (Part Two) (Girard-Hernandez)
6. Retail Movie (Girard-Hernandez-Houdaille)
7. 35 36 (Girard-Houdaille)
8. Sales Associate Blues (Girard-Hernandez-Houdaile)
9. The Real Truth (Girard-Hernandez)
10. Sleep With You (Hale)
11. I Love Jacobs Ladder (Girard-Hernandez-Houdaille)
12. Shh... (Girard-Hernandez-Houdaille)
13. I'm So Happy When I'm With Me (Girard-Hernandez-Houdaille) The BJ Experience - Even More Best of - I'm So Happy When I'm With Me
14. Drown (Girard-Houdaille)

Personnel
BJ: Mic Damage, God Figure
Father Bloopy: Guitar, Bass, Keyboard, Vocal
Tropical Barber: Drums, Upright Bass, Guitars
featuring
A Lo: Violins
Lex 7: Vocals
Dip Fred: Synths + Guitars on White Boy In Hip Hop Club
Slam: Vocals

Bonus track info
Just The Three Of Us dippy value coveron 2005's Dippy Value issue:
15. Rock A Party Pop
16. Sad Song [Single Mix]

After a years hiatus, while the band was concentrating on their film, solo and other projects, they returned in the summer with this album, properly titled Just The Three Of Us, since it was only BJ, Bloopy and Barber working on it, with a few guests to round up the proceedings. With that said, it isn't much of a surprise that the album is easily comparible to Does The Chicken. The vibe, however, is different and shows signs of strain in the band and consequently, the band hasn't recorded an album since.


 

DETAILS

1. Sad Song

BJ--Vocals
Father Bloopy--Guitars, Bass, Percussion, Backing Vocal
Tropical Barber--Drums
Lex 7--Backing Vocal

Ahh...
When I was two I fell off the roof
Broke my foot ain't that the truth

When I was in the third grade
I tripped and went head first into the wall

When I was in the sixth grade
this girl made fun of me cuz I wasn't tall

When I got to middle school
I had absolutely no friends at all

This is such a sad song
It's been the truth for oh so long
Why is my life oh so wrong
Just listen to this sad song...

Look at me now I'm so sad
It's not the way I feel it's the way I am

My only friend now is my damn left hand
I'm a loser, a hopeless romantic, I've got no fans

It's a sad song, a sad song, a bad song, a sad song,
a wrong song it's your song it's my song
a mad song, a mean song, a good song ... ???

2. Beautiful

BJ--Vocals
Father Bloopy--Guitars, Bass
Tropical Barber--Drums, Backing Vocal

(spoken)
Don't look at me
Please don't look at me
You're still looking at me, stop looking at me
Please
Don't look at me
I really mean don't look at me
Stop calling me too
I don't want any piece of you

Every day is so wonderful
And suddenly, it's hard to breathe
Now and then, I get insecure
From all the fame, I'm so ashamed

I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down
So don't you bring me down today

To all your friends, you're delirious
So consumed in all your doom
Trying hard to fill the emptiness
The piece is gone and the puzzle undone
That's the way it is

You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words won't bring you down
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring you down
Don't you bring me down today

No matter what we do
(no matter what we do)
No matter what they say
(no matter what they say)
When the sun is shining through
Then the clouds won't stay

And everywhere we go
(everywhere we go)
The sun won't always shine
(sun won't always shine)
But tomorrow will find a way
All the other times

We are beautiful no matter what they say
Yes, words won't bring us down
We are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring us down
Don't you bring me down today

Don't you bring me down today
Don't you bring me down today

3. White Boy In A Hip Hop Club

BJ--Vocals
Father Bloopy--Bass, Acoustic Guitar
Lex 7--Vocals
Dip Fred--Synths, Guitars

CHORUS:
He's so white
Mmm look whose walking up in here
Ooo he's so white he's looking like a chicken, coming up in this club thinking he could dance
What the hell is he doing? - I know right?

Walking in and they're all like what
white boy in a hip hop club
So white he shines like the sun
White boy better up and run

CHICKS:
He better be up and outta here, I don't know who he thinks he is
I know, He's gonna get shot
What the hell is he wearing... is that spandex?
Oh my goodness... not even my momma

BJ:
Oh... oh yea!
Oh man, look at this club man
I like this
Look at that shorty over there...

CHICKS:
You know he could be sorta cute in that white way

BJ:
I'm gonna shake my butt with her...
Hey, Calvin come with me

CHICKS:
Oh he did not just go on up and ask for a Cavasier...-Oh yes he did
He cannot drink that!

BJ:
Wassup baby mama? Hello mamacita
You like this white boy?

CHICKS:
He's so white he makes the walls look dark, that's horrible

BJ:
I know I'm white... you like white boy?

CHICKS:
I don't know who he thinks he is comin up in here
Who dropped him off? It must have been a joke
Maybe he's like, y'know, speacial
I feel bad for him, maybe we should go up and talk to him
He must be lost... -Girl don't touch him!
Ooh shit... look at him
He thinkin like he can dance, oh no
Is that the lawnmower?
Girl, he look like he's convulsing up in there
Oh no no no, that's the sprinkler dance
What you mean he's like one of them special people
I told you, retarted
What do you mean, like retarted or something?
I just said it, retarted

BJ:
Oh god, I think, I think I should start shakin'
Booty bounce, booty bounce
Calvin, look at my booty bounce
Actually, Calvin, move out of the way so that girl can definitely look at my booty bounce
Man, I feel good tonight
Look at this hip hop club
Hey, look at this white boy dance
I'm dancing
Look at my hips move... ah, oo, ah, AH!

I'm shakin' it, shakin'
I feel home now
I like the way that chick is singin man.
Yo, we gotta get this CD man
Calvin, find out whose singin yo
I know I'm white, I know I'm white
White boy can dance
White boy get down
Booty tooty too

4. Josh

BJ--Vocals
Father Bloopy--Bass, Guitars
Tropical Barber--Drums
A Lo--Violins

Hi, I'm Joshua Rossi and I approve the following song

Once upon a time there was this guy named Josh
He was really cool, he had his own car wash
Nah, I'm just jokin' but that sure sounds nice
The truth is about Josh is that he came at a price
He had a weakness in his heart for redheads
He loved them so much he even thought of dying his own hair red
Josh is the kinda guy he'd come over and fix your bed
And he wouldn't even ask you to, he'd just lie in it

Five minute man, five minute man
He's Josh guy he'd do whatever he can
He's the man, he's the man
Josh guy, I'm his biggest fan

Josh!

He grew up fast , he's married by twenty
But all of a sudden he came into lots of money
He picked his girl up and moved back to Texas
But don't you all worry now, he'll fix all your possesions

Five minute man, five minute man
He's Josh guy he'd do whatever he can
He's the man, he's the man
Josh guy, I'm his biggest fan

I think I broke my car
He'll be there to fix that too
I think I broke my heart
He's coming over again real soon
Help Josh!

Five minute man, five minute man
He's Josh guy he'd do whatever he can
He's the man, he's the man
Josh guy, I'm his biggest fan

5. No One Calls Me On My Cell Phone (Part Two)

BJ--Vocal
Father Bloopy--Guitar
Tropical Barber--Drums, Upright Bass, Guitar

Part two of the song called
no one calls me on my cell phone
Originally a true story, and today
Still a true story

Not much has changed on the subject
Other than the fact that I think I have found out
the formula to people calling me on my cell phone
And that is
You make a song about how no one calls you on your cell phone
And then you get all kinds of people calling you on your cell phone
Because they're like
Hey, this guy wrote a song called No One Calls Me On My Cell Phone
so let's call him on his cell phone
cuz a few years ago when I did that song
I was getting calls from like everybody
Everybody, I mean people where going through the phone book
to look for my number
Even though it wasn't there
They were still looking for it
And in some cases, they even kinda found a few numbers close to it
But they gotta stay out of the porno section

But today I have a cell phone, it's a beautiful cell phone
It's an internet ready phone, I can go on the internet
I can take pictures
I can send you pictures, I can send her pictures
I can send him pictures, I can send me pictures
And in some cases, yes, I do even send myself my own pictures
Why? because I just like to play with my cell phone like that
And sometimes when no one else is calling me on my cell phone
I'll get on the cell phone, I'll send out a couple of pictures
go on the internet
Every morning at four o'clock in the morning
Going into the Banana Republic I like to go on the internet
and play with my cell phone
and go on the internet
It's kinda like a new obsession
I go to different websites, I go to AIM and do this and do that

But let's get back on subject matter here
It's how no one calls me on my cell phone, again
So I do this song
I have 500 minutes on this cell phone
I have unlimited nights and weekends
There is plenty of time for you to call me
Hey listen out there
If you can hear me, call me! I'm bored! Call me!
Give me a call on my cell phone
You know what? I can download ring tones
I'm downloading all these ring tones
And you people are still not calling me
I have about 7 ring tones downloaded right now
And I can't use them because no one is calling me with them
I get a call once a day, once a day
That's not good man, what am I not cool enough for you people?
Am I a dork?
Do you still not like my phone voice?
What's the deal?
Do I have to get like, ome sorta plastic surgery on my voice.
You see?
I'm getting a call right now, you hear that cool ring?

Hello? Oh, I can't hear you I have headphones on right now,
I have to call you later.
Ok Yeah Ok Uh huh What, No no no!
I'm not doing that, I'm not doing that
Stop wasting my phone minutes
Wait a minute, it's Sunday
It's unlimited cell phone minutes! Call me, somebody else call me!
I'm bored, I'm losing my mind
I've been recording all day
Not one person has called me
What the hell
Nobody calls me on my cell phone, it's not right
I'm starting a petition
And I'm gonna have it signed by everybody
to have everybody call me on my cell phone
Because my cell phone needs to be rung
Cuz I mean when it rings I can see your picture
I can see you calling me on my cell phone
Please, call me, call me, call me on my cell phone
If you don't call me I'm gonna call myself

6. Retail Movie

BJ--Vocals
Father Bloopy--Guitars, Bass
Tropical Barber--Drums

From start to finish there is no break for me
I get there at 6am and I leave at 3
I'm going nuts, going insane
These people are going to force me to shoot my brain
I don't know what to do
Organize the closet, help the customer
Ring up the money, fix this, find that, go outside
Get a cab, why? who? you? That's who!
Cuz you're the man, cuz you're full time
We expect this, we expect that
You better get with it, or you better get off the crack
You know, I'm starting to lose it here
I'm starting to wanna you know, ??
Cuz I'm thinking to myself, is it really all worth it
I wake up at 4 o'clock in the mornihg
And ??
I feel like I'm living in a movie
Some really bad movie
All of a sudden the bass pops in my head and says I'm in a movie
I'm in a movie
It's called the retail movie

7. 35 36

BJ--Vocals
Father Bloopy--Guitars, Bass, Keyboards
Tropical Barber--Drums

Your two 15's and one hour break
Where I gotta go to get a milkshake?
Chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, cranberry
I don't care what it is, just give it to me!

It's a 36 35, what?
35 34? You want a 35 34? You gotta lose some weight punk!
You ain't gonna... you ain't gonna fit in i

8. Sales Associate Blues

BJ--Vocals
Father Bloopy--Guitars, Bass
Tropical Barber--Drums

I've got the retail blues
I've got something that has to do with retail blues

I've got all of these pressures
They're crying on me, I'm gonna lose my lunch
They say go and get me that 1 - 2 - 3 size
??

Give me the shoe, give me the ring
Give me the hair, fly n sing
Take your break, no come back
We need you to fix the matress
No, it's enough

I've got the retail blues

9. The Real Truth

BJ--Vocal
Father Bloopy--Guitar
Tropical Barber--Drums, Guitars, Bass
Slam--Vocals

Next ladies & gentlemen is Paul

Hi, my name is Paul and this is called the truth
That damn president Bush is all sending us all over there for the money
Money and oil, it's a big conspirary
Excuse me, sir... can you please sit down, sir?
Ahhh

Paul, get out of here, it's not your fight
Hello everybody my name is BJ, and this is the real truth

You wanna talk about politics Paul?
you wanna go there in this stupid room we're in?
Let me tell you something Paul
You wanna talk about how we're over there for the oil and
Well looks like your just as blonde as everyone else in this country
You're more blonder than Britney Spears is
Cuz you must have forgotten about 2 and a half years ago 9-11 Paul
You must have forgot how two years ago we lost big very, big skyscrapers in the sky
Paul, they were taller than that tall bimbo over there
Yeah Paul, shut up! I'm not asking you to speak

Just like everyone else in this country
We're going over there for the money and the oil
On the news I see, President Bush is finding out he's an idiot and
we're going over there for the money and oil

Yeah, it's amazing how...
What is the song ending?
I'm not done guys, come on, keep going, keep going

Like I said everyone forgot about 9-11
cuz basically we were bombed, we were attacked
And now everyone is like short term memory
Why are we over there? Money and oil, wrong you idiots!
If we don't fight for our country we're not going to have a country
da da da da
Just like that stupid car commercial
da da da da
Just like this whole country is
da da da da
Everyone is legally blonde in this country
It's not just a movie, it's a phenomena baby!
Come on people, get with the program
Think, remember what we did
Remember all the people that don't like us
You know why they don't like us?
Cuz they don't have what we have
No. 1: Me
And no. 2: look at it, we're actually free
Everyone else is under slavery and por... poverty
Well, however the hell you pronounce the word, I really don't give a damn
I mean you cannot work, make $7.25 one day and then go up to $9 the next day in other countries
But here you can
Cuz when you work hard here, you get paid for being here
Unlike other countries where they don't pay you anything
Alright, that's the real truth
And if you have a problem with that, you can talk to me about it
And one last thing...
BJ for president

10. Sleep With You

BJ--Vocal
Father Bloopy--Guitars, Bass, Backing Vocals
Tropical Barber--Drums
Lex 7--Backing Vocals

I can give you money, I can buy a car
I will call my agent and he'll make you a star
I can give you jewelery I can buy you a ring
Just let me in your pants, I'll give you anything
I wanna kiss and hold you so many times I've told you
I can make you cum like it's never been done tonight
you're body is lookin oh so right

What can I do to sleep with you,
What can I do to sleep with you
What I gotta do to sleep with you,
What can I do mama, to sleep with you

11. I Love Jacobs Ladder

BJ--Vocal
Father Bloopy--Guitars, Bass
Tropical Barber--Drums

I love Jacobs Ladder
I can't wait to see them play tonight, they're gonna rock the skatepark
My favorite song is Oh Brother!
Can you hear me now? Oh Brother!
Jacobs ladder you rule
Pickin up all the chicks
You got those cool haircuts
Oren! Sammy! Brian! You rock brothers
I'm your biggest fan!
I love Jacobs Ladder!
I am a Ladderhead!
Shout it out loud! Ladder rules! Ladder rules! Yea!
Oh man, that sounds like a Ladder riff there... keep playin!

12. Shhh!

BJ--Vocal
Father Bloopy--Guitars, Bass
Tropical Barber--Drums

What is this? What is this?
You're gonna change the pace?
Can't keep up with the Ladder so you're gonna play some off beat rock'n'roll son?
OK I hear what you're doing

13. I'm So Happy When I'm With Me

BJ--Vocals
Father Bloopy--Guitars, Bass
Tropical Barber--Drums
A Lo--Violins

This is a story about me
I wake up in the morning and I go down the street
Cuz I'm so happy when I'm with me
I'm so happy with me

I go into work and say hi to everyone
They smile and wave at me
Cuz I'm they're only one
And I'm so happy when I'm with me
I'm so happy when I'm with me

Hey how you doin' BJ

Oh, I'm just happy being with me

What do you mean you're being happy with me, you sicko!

I'm not a sicko! I'm just happy being with me

You know BJ, I heard things about you
And you know what I'm gonna say? Enough!
Enough of you being happy
Happy with yourself
You sick freak you!
You're not happy with you
You're a nut!
You don't deserve to be happy anymore

You're making me mad sir!

You deserve to be mad
I'm not happy when I'm with me
I'm not happy at all with me
Are you happy now?

14. Drown

BJ--Vocals
Father Bloopy--Guitars, Bass
A Lo--Violins

We could go on a vacation
And never come back again
Would it be nice for you and me
To see all of the trees

Yeah!
Yeah!

But you don't see things my way
You think that I am not that OK
Just because I'm so skinny
1-3-5 soaking wet

But it's no matter to me
My high self-esteem is always come from within
And you go and cry a river
I'll swim in it and I'll probably drown, probably drown, drown

Yeah!
Yeah!

 

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